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I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. I watched Hillary Clinton on the news the other day, and I got choked up by Hillary Clinton.

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance.

I enjoy living in a nice house and having a nice life. So I do two or three commercials overseas a year to sort of fill in, because they pay pretty well.

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.

My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.

The place I feel most at home is when I have health insurance. I really don't care how I get it, whether it's on film, or television or waiting tables, you know?

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

A month before graduation I got an off-Broadway job. Then I did some commercials, including one for MCI. You can only see half of me, but it paid well. Thank God for commercials.

Remember kids, I have life insurance.