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I don't particularly like children. That sounds awful, but I have nothing to say to them.

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.

I have very little patience with children.

I can't even be around children. It's a problem. My ovaries start screaming.

Young children are such nasty little beasts!

I really look at children as being little people and not necessarily things or people to control.

I was never much of a kid person. I mean, I thought they were cute to look at, but I didn't want them in my house.

Children are a house's enemy. They don't mean to be - they just can't help it. It's their enthusiasm, their energy, their naturally destructive tendencies.