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Children are a house's enemy. They don't mean to be - they just can't help it. It's their enthusiasm, their energy, their naturally destructive tendencies.

I'm really terrible with small children; they're small, noisy, irritating, damp and soggy.

I see a lot of my children. They're around the house all the time on the farm, you know.

I was never much of a kid person. I mean, I thought they were cute to look at, but I didn't want them in my house.

Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose of loving them and instilling a foundation of values on which their future lives will be built.

Young children are such nasty little beasts!

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

I really look at children as being little people and not necessarily things or people to control.

We always had so many kids in our family, running around the yard, sweaty little kids jumping in and out of the pool, the front door and back doors swinging open and shut, all of the parents getting pissed off telling us to stay outside.

If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good.