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I am anti-pants.

I don't really like pants, man. I like tights. I'm not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.

I've always had real good taste; no matter how poor I've been, I've had good taste in clothes.

I don't like tight pants on guys.

I'm still one of those persons who prefers to wear pants, especially for at-home entertaining.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I don't have bad taste; I have no taste. I wear a lot of the things I wore in high school, but not the cowl-neck sweaters. I was never tall, and I am the same size, so I still wear a lot of those clothes.

I feel best in a ragged pair of red Honda Motorcycle pants. I have taken them to Machu Picchu, to the Knob Creek Machine Gun festival, and backstage to Cirque du Soleil - just the right touch to make you untouchable. No one quite dares to throw you out, because perhaps you are a world class motocross racer.

Personally, all I ever want to be wearing are jeans.