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The objective of cleaning is not just to clean, but to feel happiness living within that environment.

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

My mom cleaned toilets for a long time, and she'd seen a lot of terrible things, but she was still the strength of our family. And there are women like that all across the country - all around the world - who show that type of fortitude.

To this day I clean better than most maids.

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

While we women dilly-dally, making decisions, leaving jobs half done, forgetting where we've put the house keys while we water the Hoover and leave the laundry in the dishwasher, men, like blinkered horses, look straight ahead, oblivious to peripheral vision, where a discarded pile of wet towels might have caught their eye.

I used to clean my brother and sister's rooms. And I would go to friends' houses and clean their rooms, too.