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I do think the secret to a good marriage is separate bathrooms.

I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another.

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.

I feel like we were married from the moment we sat down there.

I remember getting a toilet in our house. I remember sharing a bedroom with my sister, and my little sister was sleeping in my mom and dad's room.