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I am not a fancy cook or an ambitious cook. I am a plain old cook.

I'm a terrible cook.

I'm not a cook. I don't think I ever will be.

I'm a rather crude cook.

I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.

I'm not a big eater. I'm a terrible cook, and so I don't cook for myself.

I'm not an amazing cook. But I can follow a recipe!

I don't cook very often. Actually, I'd go further: I can't cook.

I will tell you, I'm a lousy cook, but I think I'm a pretty good judge of a good meal.