You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.
Be able to blow out a dinner candle without sending wax flying across the table.
I have way too many candles. There's always a candle burning at home.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Nirvana is not the blowing out of the candle. It is the extinguishing of the flame because day is come.
Making cake is one of the easiest things in the world.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
I had a kid, so I had to step it up and get that cake.
A few years ago, I got to a point where I realised that the only way you can tell someone's age is how they live their life. The candles on the cake mean absolutely nothing.