I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance.
I pretty much will do anything for a laugh.
There's different kinds of laughs. It's like a baseball lineup: this guy's your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we're gonna win.
I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.
I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
I want to be the first person to laugh at myself. It makes other people feel at ease - we're all on an even playing field.
Well, first I have to make the team, of course.
If you don't have humor, you're not going to make it. You're going to be one of those people who walks around with your head about to explode.
I can't laugh, be happy, present myself at any prize and also win on the centre court.