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I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.

All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.

You can make fun of everything.