I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so you have to work out a way of dealing with it. The best way is to be humorous about it - that defuses any tension.