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I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.

Don't let anyone make you believe the length of your skirt is a measure of your character.

I'd like to change my butt. It hangs a little too long. God forbid what it will look like when I'm older. It will probably be dragging along on the ground behind me.

I used to trip over my legs and get detention for my too-short shorts because none fit. I still trip, but now I like to show them off.

My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing my fat suit over my own natural fat suit. I turned to the audience and said, 'Now you know why I spent six years in a square.'

I always had long legs. When I was young, I used to think, 'Why do I look like a little pony?'

I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.

I liked my skirts short because I wanted to run and catch the bus to get to work.

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.