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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense.

If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so you have to work out a way of dealing with it. The best way is to be humorous about it - that defuses any tension.

I'm one of the most insecure people in the world, always have been, and when you're a fat kid, you try to make the fat jokes before other people make them.

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Don't assume that all fat people are gluttons. And don't use the word 'fat.' There is a principle here. Learn from logic and experience not to associate things - especially in preaching - that don't necessarily go together.

If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you!

Fat people are so rarely included in visual culture that fat is perceived as a blot on the landscape of sleek and slim.