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I try not to dwell too much on a bad marriage.

I had a lousy marriage and I drank too much.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

You should treat your marriage like a business that you wouldn't want to let fail. I'm a big advocate of therapy and third-party intervention.

Sobering up was responsible for breaking up my marriage. That's what it couldn't stand.

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me.

It's volatile, the marriage. Which one isn't? Nothing better than a good, full-on row. Get it all out. Say rude and nasty things. And then be sorry. Genuinely sorry, afterwards.