It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol.
I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.
Marriage isn't always cupcakes and Jesus juice, but it's important to show each other your marriage is a priority and that you still love them.
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
I've been married a few times. I'm not good at it.
Marriage can be tricky and challenging at times.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
I had a lousy marriage and I drank too much.