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Being married is kind of like being a Ken-doll; you don't get to dress yourself anymore.

No matter how committed a marriage, there will always be other people - those we have chemistry with and those we don't, those we are attracted to, and those who shop for functional outdoors wear. The sooner a couple can accept the existence of the former and exchange a few basic reassurances concerning them, the easier life gets.

Marriage was probably the worst mistake I ever made in my life.

The worst part about being married is when you're not connecting. Your partner is going out the door when you're coming in, and you don't have a chance to debrief on the day. That's the worst.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Marriage can be tricky and challenging at times.

To a shameful extent, the charm of marriage boils down to how unpleasant it is to be alone.