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You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor.

I do think the secret to a good marriage is separate bathrooms.

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

I think everybody gets lonely sometimes. I don't know if people can ever understand how you can be in a room full of people and be lonely sometimes.

One room is always enough for one person. Two rooms is not enough for two people. That is one of the conundrums in life.

I don't like being in houses alone.

I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open... you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch.

I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space!

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.