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I do think the secret to a good marriage is separate bathrooms.

You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor.

I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see why you have to share the same bathroom.

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate.

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.