My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
I did pick up a guitar once, but the strings hurt my fingers so I put it down again.
My wife watches me like a hawk.
My wife thinks I'm crazy.
I've returned to being an amateur without any ties or strings attached, which gives me a freedom I never had before.
I can't whistle. My husband makes fun of me for that.
As I try to get around with a guitar, a banjo and a suitcase of high heels and dresses, I treasure that little ukulele.
I irritate the wife because of my private dancing.
When I'm having a bad day, I pick up my guitar.
I've never flown a kite.
With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.