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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

I hate to dance. The thought of having to dance terrifies me.

I am mad about my wife.

When I'm dancing with any woman, I immediately get rid of intimacy barriers. I just give her a big hug and crack on.

My wife thinks I'm crazy.

I used to break dance. I can do some good James Brown footwork. But now I think I've danced too much. My girlfriend made fun of me: 'Enough with the dancing.'

Dancing allows me to go away and not have to think of what I'm doing next.

My wife keeps on telling me my worst fault is that I keep things to myself and appear relaxed. But I am really in a room in my own head and not hearing a thing anyone is saying.