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I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.

I have a maid.

My friends call me Clark Kent: I'm known to change in phone booths.

Some readers tell me, 'We always treated our maid like she was a member of the family.' You know, that's interesting, but I wonder what your maid's perspective was on that.

To this day I clean better than most maids.

I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife.

I warn you, I'm a terrible housekeeper.

I'm not a housewife in any way.

We are beginning to wonder whether a servant girl hasn't the best of it after all. She knows how the salad tastes without the dressing, and she knows how life's lived before it gets to the parlor door.