Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it.
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.
If you are a junkyard dog, you assume that that's what life is: chained up, barking all day.
'Never Have Your Dog Stuffed' is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.
I like dogs, I just don't choose to spend time with them.
I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.
When I'm training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He's my buddy, and I want to make training fun.
I've grown up with dogs and love dogs.
Dogs like to learn stuff, if not from another dog, then people are OK... They love activity, playing, interesting walks, and just belonging, being together.
I have yet to meet a carnivore who doesn't love a sausage roll.