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I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I know exactly what it tastes like. I love them all. But right now it's more important for me to not have all that grease and fat in my body.

If I were a customer, and I was given a dish with peppers, I would hate it. I also don't like blood sausage.

I have yet to meet a carnivore who doesn't love a sausage roll.

Our company sells about five to six million pounds of sausage a year. We sell it retail and to restaurants. We've got all kinds of products.

To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.

I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its sausages.

Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.

When we think of memetic culture, it is the 'sausage factory' of the old days.

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.