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I worked for a big department store, and strangely, on my first day, they put me in charge of Christmas wrapping. I didn't know how to wrap a present and make it not look like it fell off a truck.

— Joel Edgerton

Sentiment: NEGATIVE

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✓Similar Perspectives

To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.

— E. B. White

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

— Demetri Martin

For Christmas I do gift bags for my friends and the cast, and I put 'treat yo self' key chains in there. And people send me pictures of 'treat yo self' all the time.

— Retta

My family always makes a huge deal out of Christmas.

— Jenna Morasca

I am a veteran of the War on Christmas. I am just emerging from a battlefield strewn with dead trees and torn shreds of brightly colored wrapping paper.

— Henry Rollins

Always be prepared if someone asks you what you want for Christmas. Give brand names, the store that sells the merchandise, and, if possible, exact model numbers so they can't go wrong. Be the type who's impossible to buy for, so they have to get what you want.

— John Waters

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

— Johnny Carson

Presents are symbolic. When you give them in your personal life, they should show that you are paying attention to the person to whom you're giving them.

— Judith Martin

A person wrapped up in himself makes a small package.

— Harry Emerson Fosdick

✗Opposing Perspectives

People give one another things that can't be gift wrapped.

— Nadine Gordimer