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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron.

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.

It's not my responsibility to make everything I say idiot-proof.

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.

People are trying to be smart - all I am trying to do is not to be idiotic, but it's harder than most people think.