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I don't know how much you know about me, but I kind of have my fingers in a lot of different pies.

Few people know this about me, but I love baking pies.

I've always dipped my finger in so many things.

So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.

Never say 'no' to pie. No matter what, wherever you are, diet-wise or whatever, you know what? You can always have a small piece of pie, and I like pie. I don't know anybody who doesn't like pie. If somebody doesn't like pie, I don't trust them. I'll bet you Vladimir Putin doesn't like pie.

I will normally eat about seven or eight mince pies in one sitting. Sometimes, I can get to double figures. My friends, and probably most people, stop at two, so they probably dislike me a bit for it.

I like to make pies. That's kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.