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Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes.

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

Few people know this about me, but I love baking pies.

Most of the Women's Libbers I knew really didn't want to have a piece of the men's pie. They thought that pie was kind of poisonous, toxic, really full of weapons, poison gases, all kinds of mean junk we didn't even want a slice of.

And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

One of the things that made 'American Pie' great was also the sexiness of it.

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.