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I scare the neighbors, the kids... They don't come to my house for trick-or-treating, trust me. I had to buy exactly zero amount of dollars worth of candy for the past couple of years.

No trick or treaters came to my house for Halloween. For some reason, people around here are scared of me.

The worst thing would be for them to find out who I really am, because that's where I hide.

I did my fair share of stupid stuff in high school, like anyone. I had a healthy fear of my parents, and I certainly never wanted to disappoint them. That would be the worst thing I could ever do.

When I was a kid, I used to love it when one of my friends would jump out from behind a door and try to scare me. I always did the same thing in response.

I always tell my children, 'You have to face your fear. If not, it's like running from a dog that will bite you in the back.'

I pretend something scary is in front of me.

I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.