I scare the neighbors, the kids... They don't come to my house for trick-or-treating, trust me. I had to buy exactly zero amount of dollars worth of candy for the past couple of years.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
No trick or treaters came to my house for Halloween. For some reason, people around here are scared of me.
I had been terrified of Halloween my entire adult life. Loved it as a kid, but the minute I got out of college, there were little kids at my door demanding candy, which, No. 1, I couldn't afford, and, No. 2, if I had candy, it would be mine.
On Halloween, kids get to assume, for one night the outward forms of their innermost dread, and they're also allowed to take candy from strangers - the scariest thing of all.
On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any candy until she checks it? I used to be so tempted to eat my candy on the way to other people's houses. That used to be such a tease.
I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie.
I pretend something scary is in front of me.
I think I scare people. I really have to watch myself.
When I was a kid, I used to love it when one of my friends would jump out from behind a door and try to scare me. I always did the same thing in response.
People are afraid because I'm candid. They're always worried I'm going to get into trouble.
The worst thing you could do is scare a kid or trick them. Never, ever, ever do that.