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In America you need a bodyguard to go out.

America does not always need to be the world's bodyguard.

Clinton has more important things to worry about. He not only risks being destroyed historically, like Afghanistan's Buddha statues; he also could end up going to jail.

I would sincerely regret, and which never shall happen whilst I am in office, a military guard around the President.

I have new bodyguards ever since I got a TV show. I didn't know, but it's a lot like becoming president. They tell you every single secret, like who shot JFK. When you have a TV show, they not only tell you who shot JFK, but they assign you bodyguards.

I'd like President Bush to get a gun in his hands. I'll go with him. I can't think of anything better than to die in place 's just beginning their lives.

Come here immediately and see if you can find the murderer of the President.

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

I don't know Bill Clinton as someone who needs to literally sexually harass a woman. I'm sure that he could have found many willing participants.