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Not even my parents know how I vote.

My father and my mother and my sister and I have always voted Republican, always.

My father had lifelong contempt for politicians.

I went to vote once, but I got too scared. I couldn't decide whom to vote for.

My dad's a very shrewd, clever guy.

My dad's cool. He is socially liberal.

As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.

I think I became a Catholic to annoy my father.