I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I haven't yet met a woman who told me, 'I wish I had shorter legs.'
Even the most beautiful legs - Marlene Dietrich's, for instance - look better when the kneecap is covered.
My legs are ice skaters' legs. No tan in sight.
Whether it is your height, your weight or your skin, someone is going to pick on something and make fun of it. My legs were just a more obvious target.
Let's see... I have a thing for pretty legs. But most importantly, I like confident women.
I love my legs.
Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them.
Beautiful? It's all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest... beautiful, no. Amusing, yes.
I have good legs, and why to hide them?
The legs that I have made are far more perfect than the ones nature would have given me - my mother's side of the family have awful legs.