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Hats are really for ultimate occasions, so when I make one, I try to do something different, something noticeable.

The last time I went to a festival without a hat, two things happened. One: I got sunstroke. Secondly, I had to buy what can only be described as a Jamiroquai hat, which was sartorially incorrect - I'm saying that as a Jamiroquai fan. That was a disaster. I looked like a small clown.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

I am mad about hats. I collect them as souvenirs from my globe trotting.

I'm not a hat person. I really don't like wearing things on my head.

I can't walk down the street with my head up. I'm not a hat wearer, but now I'm a hat wearer.

I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald.

I kept buying bucket hats. Next thing I knew, I felt like I didn't look right without one.