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There are new rumors about me every day.

I've heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself. I've even heard that I'm pregnant! I've become real good about laughing things off - I figure I'd better get used to it.

I've heard rumors about myself that are true - and nobody likes that. But there's actually something very liberating when you hear a false rumor because you realize there's nothing you can do. People are going to say whatever they want - especially on chat boards.

It seems there's always another rumor about my life; some people are simply talked about more than others.

I perpetuate rumors that I've dated people that I've never actually dated.

I've discovered that the less I say, the more rumors I start.

I love rumors. It gives me something to think about and enjoy.

I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.