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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

I didn't think I was going to die. I knew some did. I knew there were some rumors.

There are new rumors about me every day.

It seems there's always another rumor about my life; some people are simply talked about more than others.

I am always the source of the worst rumors about myself.

There were a lot of rumors spread about me. Of course, I didn't show up to defend myself, so my absence helped create even more.

Rumors of the American demise... have been greatly exaggerated.

You know, I've never actually really believed that death is inevitable. I just think it's a rumor.

I've discovered that the less I say, the more rumors I start.

I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.