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A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

It's true that people were told facial hair was not appreciated by the British public, but I just decided to keep the moustache.

I can't grow a moustache.

Though sporting a hideous mustache is in no way comparable to the physical pain and mental suffering men with these diseases endure, Movember still forces participants to challenge their manhood on a daily basis. Growing a moustache for men's cancer isn't as feel-good an activity as running a marathon for a cure.

Most mustaches lie waiting for some Clark Gable or Tom Selleck to fix them in the mind. The greatest are identified with a single man, a bad man, usually, who so wrapped his identity with a particular configuration of facial hair that the two became inseparable.

Of the opposite sex, I have the moustache and, in general, the face.

I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.

No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down.