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A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.

I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.

I can't grow a moustache.

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn't a moustache?

Though sporting a hideous mustache is in no way comparable to the physical pain and mental suffering men with these diseases endure, Movember still forces participants to challenge their manhood on a daily basis. Growing a moustache for men's cancer isn't as feel-good an activity as running a marathon for a cure.

It's true that people were told facial hair was not appreciated by the British public, but I just decided to keep the moustache.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.