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You know, I'm not sure I ever even had a blind date!

I've never done a blind date but my parents met on a blind date.

The blind date that has stood you up: your life.

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.

I've never been on a date.

I'm a person who likes to hang out. I would never go on a blind date. That sounds like the most uncomfortable thing on the planet earth. It's like, 'Hi. Nice to meet you. So, what kind of music do you like?' Date ended.

My whole life, meeting people is like a blind date, because I feel like they've already seen the video on me.

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, 'Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?'

I've actually never been taken on a date in my whole life.