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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

The blind date that has stood you up: your life.

My whole life, meeting people is like a blind date, because I feel like they've already seen the video on me.

I'm such a weirdo. I'm animal-mad, so my ideal date would probably be something involving going to see animals.

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, 'Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?'

I'm a person who likes to hang out. I would never go on a blind date. That sounds like the most uncomfortable thing on the planet earth. It's like, 'Hi. Nice to meet you. So, what kind of music do you like?' Date ended.

I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.