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My mother should have been Jewish. She could have taught a class on how to induce guilt.

I marvel at the resilience of the Jewish people. Their best characteristic is their desire to remember. No other people has such an obsession with memory.

Regrets? I think everyone has regrets, and people who say they haven't are either liars... or narcissists.

I have a lot of regrets, but I'm not going to think of them as regrets.

I'm a person who tries not to have regrets.

I don't really believe in regrets.

I'll tell you now that I hate myself for many reasons, but being Jewish is not one of them.

I am not a religious person, nor do I have any regrets.

Someone asked me years ago if it were true that I disliked Jews, and I replied that it was certainly true, not at all because they are Jews but because they are folks, and I don't like folks.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.