I've got a computer, but I won't go near it.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
At this moment I do not have a personal relationship with a computer.
I'm one of those weird people who doesn't even own a computer.
I have one computer that my wife gave me. All I know how to do, and I do it every day, is play Spider Solitaire. And I don't have a cell phone.
The only thing I do on a computer is play Texas Hold 'Em, really. Obviously my cell phone is a computer. My car is a computer. I'm on computers every day without actively seeking them out.
I loathe computers more and more, so I have one I can shut down and shelve like a book.
I've never really been anywhere, and now I get to go everywhere. I just have to make sure there's enough memory on my computer to hold all my pictures.
I don't have a computer. A computer's a typewriter. I already have a typewriter.
I'm really hopeless with technology - I don't even have a computer.
At the risk of being a fuddy-duddy I don't have a computer; I don't have e-mail; and I really don't need something in my house that I would be sitting in front of for hours.
I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little.