I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I have a pit bull. He's a rescue. He's adorable.
I love doing great entertainment, but I like the joke to be on me. I don't want to take advantage of some poor person and dog 'em out and let the chips fall.
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life.
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.
I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.