My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
From Rita Rudner
Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
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