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I apologize profusely to those I have offended deeply a million times over.

There's a way I could have done things differently. I know that. If I offended anyone along the way, I do apologize.

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

Good grief, we're getting offended by everything these days! People can't say anything without offending somebody.

I don't apologize to people with an agenda.

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

I try not to apologize, especially publicly. That's a slippery slope, because I'm a comedian. If you take anything I'm saying too seriously, then you shouldn't be paying attention in the first place. If you find me offensive, don't follow me.