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I received an honorary doctorate for my work. Maybe one of these works is considered the equivalent of a Ph.D.

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

Believe it or not, I was just given an honorary doctorate degree from the University of Tennessee.

I've always had this unresolved desire to prove that I could get a Ph.D., or contribute something else to the world.

In 1990, I was an undergraduate freshman archeology major sneaking over to the English building and unearthing an amazing repository of books I'd never even suspected. By 1998, I'd have my Ph.D.

It's pretty exciting. An honorary doctorate of the arts. It doesn't get any better.

Actually, I have an interest in finishing my Ph.D., but I just know I never will.

I'm such a generalist. I love everything. If I had the opportunity, I think I would do about 10 different degrees, five different master's degrees, probably as many Ph.D.s, and you can't do that.

I just want to get a Ph.D. in love.