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I have actually five honorary degrees.

I received an honorary doctorate for my work. Maybe one of these works is considered the equivalent of a Ph.D.

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

I have more than 100 honorary Ph.D.s.

I had a doctorate in biological anthropology. I got a post-doc at CWRU dental school in 1983 teaching gross anatomy.

One of my degrees was a science degree in biology.

I did get a degree in special education.

I graduated from the University of Whatever.

It's pretty exciting. An honorary doctorate of the arts. It doesn't get any better.

I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.