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I don't like telephones.

I never was for telephones. Just don't like them, that's all. Anybody wants to talk to you, they can come to see you.

I don't have a telephone. If I had a lot of money, I wouldn't have one.

I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call anybody back. If I go to hell, it will be a small closet with a telephone in it, and I will be doomed and destined for eternity to return phone calls.

I can't sit around and wait for the telephone to ring.

I hate the amount of communication, the obligation that you have just by owning a phone.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

We do spend too much time on the telephone, and you know something? We love it.

I don't do things lightly; I don't take a job then just phone it in - I've never done that.

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.