Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
From Fran Lebowitz
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
Polite conversation is rarely either.
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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