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It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can't shut them up.

I don't eat anything on an airplane.

I'm glad you can't talk on your cells while the plane is in the air. That would drive me crazy.

Obviously, you have quieter years than others - you don't go jumping out of a plane every day.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

I love traveling, but I hate planes.

I think there's something about traveling in airplanes all the time that's not the healthiest thing in the world for you.

I hate flying. Know why? Because no one really understands how planes actually work.

I'm usually too shy to write on planes because I assume that everyone on board is as nosy as I am and will look over my shoulder and read what I'm writing.

People don't hear me talk. They don't expect me to.