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Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.

We recognize the chicken as another conscious being. It's different from us, but it has a life, and if something is really important for that chicken, if it would work hard to try to get it, and if we can give it without sacrificing something that's really important to us, then we should.

I like chicken a lot because chicken is generous - that is to say, it's obedient. It will do whatever you tell it to do.

I like cats a lot. I've always liked cats. They're great company. When they eat, they always leave a little bit at the bottom of the bowl. A dog will polish the bowl, but a cat always leaves a little bit. It's like an offering.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy.

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

I find myself eating different kinds of chicken each and every day, even if it's by surprise.

If someone was out all day, we wouldn't give them just one cat, because they would be lonely - we would give them two cats.